super chaos dunk
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im going to be a junior in 2 weeks….ok……..

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tagged #i rly love this movie i dont care #constantine
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tagged #I WANT TO HIRE THE SOPRANOS TO BEAT THE *SHIT* OUT OF HIM WITH A *HAMMER* #the social network #belated realization that this is my favorite movie ever #ok
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Michael struggling with iron doors

tagged #fave #roosterteeth
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light of my life fire of my loins
be a good baby do what i want

tagged #dmmd #yes
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i literaly do not care about this paper i do not care what i get on this paper i dont care about any aspect of this paper im so glad im doing it collaboratively or else i would be dead rn

tagged #school / #negative ish
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I could literally watch a whole 50 minute episode of Gillian Anderson and Mads Mikkelsen exchanging significant looks over a meal of dubious origin

tagged #tru
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Unusual deaths - Antiquity

  • c. 620 BC: Draco, Athenian law-maker, was smothered to death by gifts of cloaks showered upon him by appreciative citizens at a theatre on Aegina.
  • 455 BC: Aeschylus, the great Athenian author of tragedies. Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle that had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile. Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avert a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object.
  • 210 BC: Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China, died after ingesting several pills of mercury in the belief that it would grant him eternal life.
  • 162 BC: Eleazar Maccabeus was crushed to death at the Battle of Beth Zechariah by a war elephant that he believed to be carrying Seleucid King Antiochus V. Charging into battle, Eleazar rushed underneath the elephant and thrust a spear into its belly, whereupon it fell dead on top of him.
  • 258: According to tradition, Saint Lawrence of Rome was roasted alive on a giant grill, during the persecution of Valerian.
  • 336: Arius, presbyter of Alexandria, is said to have died of sudden diarrhea followed by copious hemorrhaging and anal expulsion of the intestines while he walked across the imperial forum in Constantinople. He may have been poisoned.
  • 415: Hypatia of Alexandria, Greek mathematician, philosopher and intellectual, often called the last librarian of the Library of Alexandria, though it was destroyed long before her time, was murdered by a Christian mob that ripped off her skin with sharp seashells. Various types of shells have been named, including clams, oysters and abalones. Other sources claim tiles or pottery shards were used.


tagged #in case anyone was wondering why im a classics major #death #gore #unsanitary #this is just p gross lol
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Lindsay and Barbara being perfect in Immersion: Split Screen

tagged #be my girlfriends #head over heels for all the rt ladies lbr #lindsay tuggey #barbara dunkelman #roosterteeth
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#if i could concentrate all of my anger from watching this into a small dense ball of mass i could probably create a new universe #charlie day #u piece of shit

tagged #surprise danny devito at the end omg #charlie day is a fuckign gift #charlie day
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barefoot beach, florida

tagged #a lets go 2 the beach #ocean #water
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this will never not be funny and i dont care what you say

tagged #game of the year #skyrim
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im glad all these tour groups get to walk right by me and see my ‘got booty?’ sticker on my laptop 

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i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
tagged #omg the last one.....kouao.....